Memeage.

01. Danny Jones
02. Steve Rushton
03. Richard Hammond
04. Tom Fletcher
05. Dave Williams
06. Matt Willis
07. Dougie Poynter
08. Charlie Simpson
09. James May
10. Harry Judd
11. Jeremy Clarkson
12. James Bourne

Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Harry's a whore. Both. Though I imagine him to be more of a voyeur...

Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Jeremy? He wants Hammond!! And James..

Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Dave or Hammond? ...Dave. 

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Stupid mem making me pick between Danny and Tom... I suppose... Danny. Tom can join in too, though.

12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
James B and Steve. That so happened. Em... There wouldn't be much talking coz they'd be busy sexin'.. (Hehe that gets me out of writing easily!!)

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Naked pictures of Jeremy. I'd pay a bit but not a whole lot... Sorry Jez...

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Dave and James M. A car!! Jeremy would so write about after having watched so that he "could get all the details right".

When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
James B. God he thinks about everyone, Tom, Danny, Matt, Steve, Dave.. Occasionally Charlie.

What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Jeremy... Probably anything, as long as sex and a Hammond is involved.

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
James B/Dougie/Danny. I suck at titles so I have no idea! Em.. Han could write it... Or Star, or Kelly.. They write good sex. I would totally read it!! Warnings.. I dunno... Hot mansex ahead..?

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Matt or Steve? Steve would be tied up.

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Jeremy and Richard. I'd say Jez would be more likely to spill the beans, not sure why. I'm sure Hammond would think of some way to punish him...

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Dougie and Dave. Doug would wish for Steve to join them... Someone needs to write that...!!!

Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
James B and Tom. Strawberries and Cream. Coz they're both big cheeses and would so try that.

8 and 4 are in a full-time relationship. Who's the top?
Charlie and Tom. Charlie would be top, I'd say...

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
James M. Em... anything that's messy... and disorganised.. Or something like that.

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Charlie naked in my bed... I'd do pretty much anything as long as he's wearing his dark blue beanie hat. Dave, the same.. though he may not be too pushed about the hat.

What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Harry and Tom. They'd tell Danny and Dougie pretty much anything, just to annoy them, though they'd be more turned on than annoyed..

10 gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Harry gets a tattoo for James M... Eh.. I really have no idea whatsoever... No, my mind is blank! Any suggestions?

Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he writes have?
Steve writes Jeremy/Matt. The summary would be something to the point, like "They sex it up a bit." Or something like that...  

If 8 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 2 react?
If Charlie walked in, how would Steve react? He'd probably laugh first and take a picture and then screw his brains out...